Surfin' Surfin' U.S.S.R.

And Friday is here. Tonight, I'm going to my good friend's house in Brooklyn Center. It's Steph's Birfday today. She is my Mexicasian friend. I was just thinking today. I've been sober for a week. Today. What the fuck is up with that. I'm going to get drunk and probably annoying really fast tonight, so don't be surprised if I complain about being raped or end up captive in some strange milf's house who breaks my ankles and forbids me to leave.

I've been couch surfing for the last month. I moved out of my old flat on the 2nd of this month. Floors, couches and blow up mattresses seem to be the latest trend. I am also sick of watching "The View" and "Who's the Boss?" all day long. Come to think of it, those two shows, every morning for one week and sober. Talk about a fucking great time. It's almost as fun as being Starr Jones and trying not to eat.

I've been playing in a new band now for roughly half a year. It's really gnar. We tried out a drummer, but he was terrible. And tell me how this works. The dude is really fat. For one, I didn't think drumming + fat = a decent drummer. But he can tear it up alone. When the music starts a playing, the skill flies out the window. Makes me wonder if he is more worried about food than the song. We recently met a new dude. He seems pretty rad. I hope that it works out. So I'm going to take this time to plug the band. We're called, "The Addison" for now anyway. We're at myspace.com/theaddisonmusic

Well kids, I'm gunna cut this short. Got practice, prostitutes and drinkin to do

Wear condoms and screw midgets

Catch up on Monday

<3s and shit

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When It Matters the Most

So welcome to Midwestern Graffiti. What a contradiction in so many ways that I'm even on this website right now. Another thing I must get out there before I forget, Fuck Geek Squad. There...I said it. No need to explain why, but if you really want to know why, just take your computer there. Too many empty promises. It's like getting a cheap hooker with a guarantee that she doesn't have any diseases. Would you buy into it? Didn't think so. Unless you're a desperate dude who only gets action on World of Warcraft.

I'm going to go on a rant about World of Warcraft. Tried it. Yes I did. It was the most life sucking invention ever made. First of all, it's completely unoriginal. The whole thesis of WOW is that it's based off of the late, great J.R.R. Tolkien and his narcotic and hallucinogenic induced creations. Secondly, it's able to suck you in so much that you are ignoring your phone on a Friday night because you don't want to get suckered by your friends into going out somewhere. You got quests to accomplish man, fuck the bar right now. Last, guilds...Guilds are groups made up of so many members. You have to be the coolest nerd to be able to command these groups and taking on the role of "Guildmaster" is some sort of full time job and responsibility. These guilds can really hurt your avatar's feelings by denying you the right to join their little clique. Well fuck 'em. They are just compensating for how little about the female anatomy. "Girls pee out of their butts, right?".

I know a guy. He had to take a week off of work. Yes a week off of work. Why? the newest expansion of WOW and he wanted to level up ten more levels. This person has hardly any friends, he is a guildmaster and he has played this game almost every night for about four years straight.

Moving on. I'm looking to buy a house. There are so many things about the process that you just never hear about. I feel like I'm starting to understand everything that's involved, but still learning. It's like learning a new language. In the same sense, it's like salesmen, just in general, make up their own language. The shitty part about that is this. Anyone, in any given situation, will walk into a opportunity to buy something they really really want. But guess what? You can't afford it. Really? So you settle for something less due to the emotion of passion called impulse. Impulsive behavior is never the way to go, however, we all do it. I don't want to be impulsive with this house buying shiznit.

Before I go, I'll leave you with a list of things that piss me off

1. Teen Moms on MTV

2. BP Oil

3. Trolls

4. Teen Moms on MTV Marathon

5. Nascar

I'll catch you guys later. I'm gunna go pick up some hot piece of blood elf.

Shhhaaaa